Today, my boyfriend decided he hates my male best friend because they have "conflicting interests." My best friend's response? "What's his gamertag so I can shoot him in Halo?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend’s female "best friend" hates me for absolutely no other reason other than she, "just doesn’t get along with girls." My boyfriend doesn’t see a problem with this, and insists I should just accept it since, "that’s just how she is." Time to throw the whole man away. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend made a move to hook up with my best friend. She was about to reciprocate, only for him to suddenly tell her that she’s a horrible friend, and then he told me about it. I’m not sure if I should be picking sides here. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my husband told me to stop being friends with my best guy friend because I won't let him hang out with his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his best friend of 10 years is giving him the silent treatment because he told her he's in a relationship. He's become a depressed wreck. When I asked him if he's secretly in love with her or something, he flipped a table over and told me to, "mind my own fucking business." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy issues. FML
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Top comments
Emrysa 1
Your best friend sounds awesome, tell him.
I_am_that_guy 0
the best friend sounds cooler than the bf
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Comments (254)
chimshar 0
sounds like my life.
babydoll097 0
lol
l4tbvf82 0
they are both needs for playing halo. maybe they should get together instead.
l4tbvf82 0
they are both nerds for playing halo. maybe they should get together instead.
SexyGamerNerd110 8
@134: and that's supposed to hurt? why would I care what a wanna be Eminem thinks of me? the only person's opinion who I care about is my boyfriend's. and he sure doesn't think of me as a "punishment." grow up 134 and do something productive with your life rather than sitting in your momma's trailer
SexyGamerNerd110 8
@134: and that's supposed to hurt? why would I care what a wanna be Eminem thinks of me? the only person's opinion who I care about is my boyfriend's. and he sure doesn't think of me as a "punishment." grow up 134 and do something productive with your life rather than sitting in your momma's trailer
Mr_Zachary 0
reply fail, double post fail, insult fail...
franwins0827 7
HAHHAHAHA!
NomedAce 0
Lmao!
SexyGamerNerd110 8
haha better than what you can do. all you have been able to come up with is punishment and fail. guess it just proves all the more you are nothing but white trailer trash hoping to make it big in the real world, but falling short every time.
Mr_Zachary 0
Where do I begin? Your powers of perception (assumption*) are truly incredible. I am humbled to be in your e-presence... Your delusion is factually incorrect. When you're done playing make-believe, share with me the finer points of your arrival at that conclusion. It must be the hoodie, because only people who want to be Eminem wear hoodies... Behold! You are a tool.
RunawayDinosaur 0
I don't understand D: