Today, my boyfriend decided he hates my male best friend because they have "conflicting interests." My best friend's response? "What's his gamertag so I can shoot him in Halo?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend’s female "best friend" hates me for absolutely no other reason other than she, "just doesn’t get along with girls." My boyfriend doesn’t see a problem with this, and insists I should just accept it since, "that’s just how she is." Time to throw the whole man away. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend made a move to hook up with my best friend. She was about to reciprocate, only for him to suddenly tell her that she’s a horrible friend, and then he told me about it. I’m not sure if I should be picking sides here. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my husband told me to stop being friends with my best guy friend because I won't let him hang out with his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his best friend of 10 years is giving him the silent treatment because he told her he's in a relationship. He's become a depressed wreck. When I asked him if he's secretly in love with her or something, he flipped a table over and told me to, "mind my own fucking business." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy issues. FML
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Emrysa 1
Your best friend sounds awesome, tell him.
I_am_that_guy 0
the best friend sounds cooler than the bf
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Comments (254)
Devolver 0
Nothing cool about this, and not just because he's talking 'bout Halo, good song btw. OP, if they both play Halo (or games in general), they seem to share atleast one thing. Use it to your advantage
Lisimal 7
*sigh* Ahhhhhhhhhh. Nothing like having your best guy friend murder your boyfriend, on Halo. Can you smell the bromance?
kyarush 10
I swear to god I added my girlfrends bestie on xbox live and that ****** didn't add me :( he's scared
hahaalolz 0
wow I'm not even a gramma Nazi and I can't believe nobody has picked up the fail spelling mistake lol what the hell is a "reponce"?? *response* :)
Arsonnist 3
grandma*
Lpfan55 0
Actually, I believe she meant "grammar". grandma Nazi sounds bad.
wanted4myeyez 7
when u try to correct someone make sure ur spelling words correctly. it's grammer not what ever the hell u spelled. lol don't try to correct ppl anymore cause u just looked like the dumba ss. and yes i did that on purpose. by the way she spelled it right.
xxniteskie 1
A grandma Nazi? WTF rofl
Arsonnist 3
Ha, it was a joke. 102, you failed in two ways: gramma is not a correct way two spell grammar, but again, I was joking. Neither is grammer. Next time, when correcting a correction, make sure it's not a joke and that you're actually a potential grammar Nazi yourself.
goldhighways 0
who cares, it's a game. this isn't a fml
djh2006 0
sound like nerds ha ha
MoreLemonPledge 0
i would pwn them both lol
ausathlete 0
What exactly is so FML about this? So you like guys who are geeks. Big deal. Sounds more like F your boyfriend's life, since he has a girlfriend who talks to her guy friends about him behind his back.
LGrnGeaux 0
He's gonna teach him an e-lesson! Oh yeah. Wether you know it or not, you're male best friend wants to do the deed with you.
Arsonnist 3
Better than in real life.