Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, my friend and I were arguing over whose boyfriend was better. Just as I was about to convince her, my boyfriend rang. Trying to start the perfect conversation, I put him on speaker phone and answered, "Hey Tiger, I was just thinking about you!" He broke up with me on speaker. FML
Today, at around 1 am, my boyfriend drunk-dialed and broke up with me. He didn't seem to remember he had already broken up with me yesterday. Thanks for reminding me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
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irishlassie731 0
...yeah, that would work reeeeeeal well.
xxmollyxx 25
I'm sure most people would've done the same.
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Comments (93)
jasgoo 0
that sucks! My boyfriend broke up with me today too!
FarSide 23
Sounds like he made a wise decision.
FarSide 23
God have mercy on the schmuck who is the next victim of this angry loon.
mehwhateverr 0
I understand that you were upset, but he's not a ************ just for breaking up with you. #59 ftw.
IamSpartacus 0
I don't understand why people hate that so much, it doesn't bother me very much...and no, I have never done that.
shmaller 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA that dude is ******* classic
itsbriiibaby 0
oh yep...been there. except mine was a text message. horribly embarrassing. you'll get over it though. lol
sexymessy 0
Agree with #18. Go out and find a summer love!
OutlawSeraphrim 0
that's really dick of him
shawn10 0
Couldn't you hear a guy's voice instead of a girl's voice? Unless your best friend is a guy. Anyways, that sucks. You're right, he is a ************.