Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, my friend and I were arguing over whose boyfriend was better. Just as I was about to convince her, my boyfriend rang. Trying to start the perfect conversation, I put him on speaker phone and answered, "Hey Tiger, I was just thinking about you!" He broke up with me on speaker. FML
Today, at around 1 am, my boyfriend drunk-dialed and broke up with me. He didn't seem to remember he had already broken up with me yesterday. Thanks for reminding me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
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irishlassie731 0
...yeah, that would work reeeeeeal well.
xxmollyxx 25
I'm sure most people would've done the same.
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Comments (93)
satanicminnow1 1
That's probably why he dumped you. Get over it and find someone else. There are more than enough people in the world for anyone to find someone special. /Why do females have to be so clingy?
Tubasaurus 0
I don't understand the huge amount of self-entitlement that so many girls have when it comes to relationships. So you got dumped, boo hoo. Lots of people get dumped. That's no excuse to act like a damn child. Move on and find somebody else.
Fe2 0
It's called being in love. I don't know you, but it seems you only can fathom wanting sex (or money) from a relationship, and thus it's easy to replace that with exactly the same thing from someone else. It's not. She needs to move on, but what you said reeks of shallowness.
sexymessy 0
Well your a man,assuming from your "mr" title on your page. So don't try to understand it. Just like I'll never understand why guys can so easily leave a person,move on,get dumped and not let any of it show. I know why[guys are raised not to cry][girls are hardly ever told not to cry], but I'll still never understand it.
GatorBites 0
I guess he now knows how you feel about the situation.
tranekfny 0
ydiwhy wud u call him that behind his back
WFMS 0
Fail. Epic Fail
xbaybaygirl 0
You are all ******* retarded . is it a crime to call and VENT to your best friend.. im sure you all would have a little anger in you after getting dumped.. idk why she has to be called "crazy" for that.
theoceanscool 0
That..sucks, I guess. But, I wouldn't have called him that just for breaking up with you. When my ex broke up with me, I was sad, yes, but I would never call him a '************' just because he dumped me. Maybe I just wasn't the one for him. And maybe you weren't the one for your ex. Haha, it's still kind of funny, though. I bet he had a good laugh afterwards. But just know there's someone else out there.
ithedarkknight 0
lmao well theres plenty guys out there who im sure would love to date you... i have no idea what you look like but im sure your cute so go for it...
BURST 0
Awkward.
gorbagil 0
Idiot