Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend didn't come home from a night of drinking with the boys again, so I told him that I was packing my things and I wouldn't be here when he came home. After all my things were packed, I realized he drove my car to the bar. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to take him 30 minutes away to meet his friends so he could go fishing, adding that they wouldn't be gone all night. I dropped him off 13 hours ago, and he doesn't have a phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML
Today, I was upset after my boyfriend and I broke up. My best friend heard and told me she would be right over. Three hours of waiting later, she stumbles in wasted. She had been at the bar, with my ex, making sure he was okay. For me, I just got a list of all the drinks she had that night. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
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Top comments
marmlr339 14
How rude!
ambowew 7
He got tempted by the gay bar next door, sorry.
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Comments (89)
spartanfan68 0
with a chick
FMLsOhilarious 6
What an ass! I can't believe he did that with gas prices as high as they are now. FYL.
holagranola 15
wow. that sucks ! maybe he was drunk and couldn't remember u were coming;)
B4K3S0L1D 0
bastard.
imcheerish 0
that's sucks maybe your bf was drunk
Hide_Yo_Kids 0
no shit, he was at a bar wasn't he? dumbass
benderbot19 0
i am those ass-clowns.
rverdier 0
At least you tried? lol
Miss_Random 0
Take 22's advice.
versace_chick 0
Your comment : lets just hope he never gets home. cuz if he does get the gritz just like madea said
Person1233 13
I am completely aware that this was your comment, but thank you for telling me.
SnailJamsss 6
He could have called you and let you know he got another ride home instead of you wasting time on his dumbass.