Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend called condoms the "biggest scam in history"... - FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2016 08:32 - United States - San Diego

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Today, my boyfriend called condoms the "biggest scam in history" and said I won't get pregnant if I just wash myself out with vinegar after we finish. FML

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Tripartita 44

Sunday 17 April 2016 6:38

Bahaha, that's not how it works out all! He's supposed to pour it down his urethra an hour before sex. I've created a great kit for doing such a thing, and I'd be happy to sell one to him if he /really/ wants to avoid the whole condom/scam thing.

Roskosity 22

Sunday 17 April 2016 6:33

What a dumbass.

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DrunkHamster 4

Sunday 17 April 2016 19:51

well good luck on your pregnancy then because your boyfriends a moron and will no doubt leave you if you got pregnant being the selfish asshole that he is for not wanting to use protection.

ericchapman18 2

Sunday 17 April 2016 19:53

You'll give birth to a pickle!

LosinIt2008 14

Tuesday 19 April 2016 7:05

Lol

LosinIt2008 14

Sunday 17 April 2016 19:56

you should watch out for yourself and to hell with what he says you should do! if you get pregnant will he stuck around?? he's only looking put for his own interests there!

BetaOp9 8

Sunday 17 April 2016 19:59

You chose this guy to spend time with and have sex with?

NightKat 25

Sunday 17 April 2016 20:20

Do not have sex with him. Just don't.

kenyrabit 25

Sunday 17 April 2016 20:21

What a douche! ..Haha

aelabed 17

Sunday 17 April 2016 20:47

He knows!!

heavenlyassbutt 11

Sunday 17 April 2016 22:04

Seriously rethink your relationship and get him tested for every known std's.

NYGiants1925 22

Sunday 17 April 2016 22:08

Sounds like a keeper.

epiccrazy 15

Monday 18 April 2016 0:02

Please... Don't procreate with this guy ???

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