Anonymous
San Diego, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend called condoms the "biggest scam in history" and said I won't get pregnant if I just wash myself out with vinegar after we finish. FML
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Tripartita 45
Bahaha, that's not how it works out all! He's supposed to pour it down his urethra an hour before sex. I've created a great kit for doing such a thing, and I'd be happy to sell one to him if he /really/ wants to avoid the whole condom/scam thing.
Roskosity 22
What a dumbass.
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Comments (123)
DrunkHamster 4
well good luck on your pregnancy then because your boyfriends a moron and will no doubt leave you if you got pregnant being the selfish asshole that he is for not wanting to use protection.
ericchapman18 2
You'll give birth to a pickle!
LosinIt2008 14
Lol
LosinIt2008 14
you should watch out for yourself and to hell with what he says you should do! if you get pregnant will he stuck around?? he's only looking put for his own interests there!
BetaOp9 8
You chose this guy to spend time with and have sex with?
NightKat 25
Do not have sex with him. Just don't.
kenyrabit 25
What a douche! ..Haha
aelabed 17
He knows!!
heavenlyassbutt 11
Seriously rethink your relationship and get him tested for every known std's.
NYGiants1925 22
Sounds like a keeper.
epiccrazy 15
Please... Don't procreate with this guy ???