NSFW: Today, my boyfriend called condoms the "biggest scam in history"...

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Anonymous 16 April 2016, 08:32 San Diego, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend called condoms the "biggest scam in history" and said I won't get pregnant if I just wash myself out with vinegar after we finish. FML

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Tripartita 45

17 April 2016, 06:38

Bahaha, that's not how it works out all! He's supposed to pour it down his urethra an hour before sex. I've created a great kit for doing such a thing, and I'd be happy to sell one to him if he /really/ wants to avoid the whole condom/scam thing.

Roskosity 22

17 April 2016, 06:33

What a dumbass.

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Catdragon 40

17 April 2016, 14:24

You know, is this person really the person you want to be having or considering having children with? I would avoid all sex until he learns better. Not as a punishment but as a safety precaution.