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By Anonymous - 16/04/2016 08:32 - United States - San Diego

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Today, my boyfriend called condoms the "biggest scam in history" and said I won't get pregnant if I just wash myself out with vinegar after we finish. FML
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Top comments

Tripartita 44

Bahaha, that's not how it works out all! He's supposed to pour it down his urethra an hour before sex. I've created a great kit for doing such a thing, and I'd be happy to sell one to him if he /really/ wants to avoid the whole condom/scam thing.

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Comments

Catdragon 40

You know, is this person really the person you want to be having or considering having children with? I would avoid all sex until he learns better. Not as a punishment but as a safety precaution.

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heyLaddieHey 18

Dump him ASAP you don't want to he around that kind of stupid when getting pregnant is a possibility.

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groza528 17

I think you mean your ex-boyfriend

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kristinjeaneen 21

Probably in your best interest to never procreate with him.

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klirrivirri 9

don't make any kids with a genius like that..

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turdwrangler 18

Sounds like a douche.

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JudgeComrade 17

He's a keeper.

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