Anonymous
San Diego, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend called condoms the "biggest scam in history" and said I won't get pregnant if I just wash myself out with vinegar after we finish. FML
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Tripartita 45
Bahaha, that's not how it works out all! He's supposed to pour it down his urethra an hour before sex. I've created a great kit for doing such a thing, and I'd be happy to sell one to him if he /really/ wants to avoid the whole condom/scam thing.
Roskosity 22
What a dumbass.
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Comments (123)
xMaeLA 24
Oh yeah, he's definitely a keeper.
Urpoppy 21
Dump this idiot as fast as you can.
srich83 5
Yeah, no. Contraceptive douches don't work. Sperm can live up to five to nine days in the ****** and theres no way to completely "wash" them out.
little_one 20
Even if that was true what girl would ever let you pour vinegar her most sensitive area.
isuckwithnames 22
I would suggest not having sex with him. He seems like the kind of guy to screw you over to prove a point.
yankasocky 7
If you're worried about pregnancy, just have him pull out and go sans condom. If you're worried about disease/infections...strapping a jimmy on might be the best route (outside of being more selective when gettin some action. During my dating life, I rarely used a condom and never had any pregnancy scares. No baby came until after 5 years of marriage when we tried to make one (first try, by the way...go me!)
milanyfanny 1
I HOPE YOU'RE JOKING....seriously. Statistically, pulling out has the same effectiveness as (you guessed it...) NO CONTRACEPTION AT ALL. Using the 'it worked for me' logic is completely moronic. I'm glad it worked for you. Don't push your methods on other people without some level of background knowledge.
tairche 3
While he is definitely an idiot for thinking condoms are a scam and for not getting his mind into this day and age, the suggested vinegar method was a valid technique for this in the 17th century.
shannonmarie38 11
Sounds like you need a new boyfriend...
pizza_time 4
Your boyfriend is a dumbass
GirasolNegro 22
...and you went ahead and had sex anyway?! :-/