Anonymous
San Diego, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend called condoms the "biggest scam in history" and said I won't get pregnant if I just wash myself out with vinegar after we finish. FML
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Tripartita 45
Bahaha, that's not how it works out all! He's supposed to pour it down his urethra an hour before sex. I've created a great kit for doing such a thing, and I'd be happy to sell one to him if he /really/ wants to avoid the whole condom/scam thing.
Roskosity 22
What a dumbass.
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Roskosity 22
What a dumbass.
TheFount 21
For real, how could someone be stupid enough to stick around? Start thinking, OP.
Mathalamus 25
telling a stupid person to think... might just make them more stupid, because he doesn't seem to know anything about sex ed.
kenyrabit 25
What a douche :p
Mama4ddk 15
Dumb ass is right! OP please keep using condoms, double up even and get birth control pills or the shot as well..... you definitely do not want to procreate with this genius! Good luck
SavageSmith 9
What a genius???
zyero 9
Someone didn't take sex-ed, he does know babies don't get delivered by storks right?
Tripartita 45
Bahaha, that's not how it works out all! He's supposed to pour it down his urethra an hour before sex. I've created a great kit for doing such a thing, and I'd be happy to sell one to him if he /really/ wants to avoid the whole condom/scam thing.
Danne696 14
Tbh, I'm fairly sure pouring vinegar down your urethra would make the likelihood of having sex in an hour extremely small so it probably works as a birth control.
DashPlays 18
Ouch
RickySleeves 20
I'll take one!
MikaykayUnicorn 36
I want one, does it work for vaginas?
cj89898 24
Why do you make me cringe?
Taolan 23
I think I've ordered from your Amazon page, dude. Great product - really works!
ElmoSP3 14
Wha... How?
vitaminsad 10
i think you need rethink your choice in men
redgun40 16
Oh the burns you would get if you actually did that
imabat 14
yeah that was my thought too
Tripartita 45
I don't know if any burning would occur, actually. According to CulturesForHealth.com and DoctorOz.com, apple cider vinegar has a pH of 4.25 whereas healthy vaginal pH tends to be between 3.5 to 4.5. While I don't know what negative effects would manifest, it really goes to show how throughly stupid the boyfriend is. If he's hoping the acidity would destroy sperm, all healthy vaginas would, and the human race would, you know, die. The more you know!
GhostFox 34
Actually, there's a historic precedent for this. Sex workers would use lemon juice, or certain other acids to reduce the chance of pregnancy, before condoms were more easily aquired. And less sanitary. (Three words: animal intestine condoms.)
Taolan 23
Actually the acidic environment of the ****** is there to protect the womb, and -does- kill sperm. Seminal fluid is designed to protect the sperm long enough for them to make it past the ****** and into the uterus. Lemon juice / vinegar / other similarly acidic fluids, as previously stated, have long been used as a contraceptive douche. Heck at one point that's what Listerine was marketed as - a douche/vaginal wash for contraception and "womanly freshness"
DanielleinDC 34
But sperm survive in a mostly alkaline environment. So something needs to raise the pH of the ****** slightly so the sperm can survive into the uterus. As someone else pointed out, lemon juice was used as a contraceptive, and I've read that Casanova had his lovers use half of a lemon as a contraceptive (sort of a primitive diaphragm/spermicide type thing, I guess).
DoomedGemini 38
Id be very concerned. You can try to teach him sexed since obviously he didn't get correct information, if any. If you choose to have sex, make SURE he wears a condom. Don't just take his word. If he refuses..guess he will have to find something that doesn't take condoms. Like his hand.
LosinIt2008 14
agreed
fuckfuckityfuck 16
Or she can use a female condom
popularonion 33
What century is your boyfriend living in?
BigDave469 15
Let me know where/when the baby shower is?!