Anonymous
San Diego, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend called condoms the "biggest scam in history" and said I won't get pregnant if I just wash myself out with vinegar after we finish. FML
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Tripartita 45
Bahaha, that's not how it works out all! He's supposed to pour it down his urethra an hour before sex. I've created a great kit for doing such a thing, and I'd be happy to sell one to him if he /really/ wants to avoid the whole condom/scam thing.
Roskosity 22
What a dumbass.
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redblips 13
YDI cause you actively choose to spend your time with that *******.
TiffanyMaria 2
That's going to make you smell horribly please don't put vinegar in your ******. I don't think your supposed to dueche to avoid pregnancy because it just pushes the sperm up. I can't remember exactly. I stay on birth control regularly and I've never had a problem. And also if he wants it bad enough he should be willing to wear a condom. Forget pregnancy, sex can cause diseases. Just saying
muis545 21
welcome to the harsh community of FML
BananEnigma 24
Apparently a specific harsh cleaning solution (like Windex, but not that one, I've forgotten the name of it) used to originally be sold as a douching solution (back in the 30's I believe). I can't even begin to imagine what those women went through.
minuteye 2
I think you mean Lysol.
BananEnigma 24
Yep, that's the one. Thanks!
LosinIt2008 14
Holy crap I meant to click the thumbs UP arrow! I agree with you here!
Shay_Shay97 23
Did anybody else lose brain cells trying to understand his logic?
secretmisery05 25
Your boyfriend is the biggest scam in history.
Kicks23142 5
make him eat you out later that day
Mrtigerblue 14
my great great great grandmother had a sponge she filled with vinegar to wash up after sex. it worked but obviously not the best and not consistently
R2Y2 22
She also now has a great great great grandson
clicker2 10
Why was your great great grandmother telling you about her sex life?
tygerarmy 35
Tell him you also won't get pregnant if you don't have sex with him, no condom, no sex.
mwali02 32
Good old abstinence. Much more effective than vinegar, and helps reduce the spreading of his questionable gene pool.
redheadedmonster 24
This makes me wonder how old you guys are. I mean I know there's stupid people of all ages but I hope to God that this wasn't said by an adult.
danceinconverse 25
You'd be surprised. The only way a lot of adults learn their methods of birth control won't work is that now they have kids.
petert71 10
Tell him you'll get a strap on and peg him. Guaranteed to avoid pregnancy and he might even enjoy it. He doesn't need to wear a condom if he doesn't want to.
clair_brodie 35
The 1900's called, apparently they are missing someone.
Desiree_lianne 16
Tell him to put it in his urethra every night to stop his sperm.