Anonymous
San Diego, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend called condoms the "biggest scam in history" and said I won't get pregnant if I just wash myself out with vinegar after we finish. FML
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Tripartita 45
Bahaha, that's not how it works out all! He's supposed to pour it down his urethra an hour before sex. I've created a great kit for doing such a thing, and I'd be happy to sell one to him if he /really/ wants to avoid the whole condom/scam thing.
Roskosity 22
What a dumbass.
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Comments (123)
831curmudgeon 7
How does this FML not say "ex-boyfriend"? Sorry, but his stupidity calls your intelligence into question too.
juliettalphakilo 16
You should probably break up if he's that cheap and cares that little about you.
lalalaleeah 8
.... ........... ?
cornwallus24 8
NASA won't be recruiting your boyfriend.
cyberI7 13
Don't forget to buy the 'I am with Stupid' T-Shirt.
MadJessTic 29
What a moron! And just.... No! **Shivers at the thought**
cccxc 1
If he is that dumb, he is probably not worth dating.
ItsThisGirl 17
In actuality though, this is society failing itself and younger generations. **** taught me how to sex.
jvanevery 19
I hope your reminder your boyfriend but the main reason for condoms as protection against STDs
ChadHelton 8
Well, at least you know he's a moron before it got too serious. #dodgedabullet