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By Anonymous - 16/04/2016 08:32 - United States - San Diego

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Today, my boyfriend called condoms the "biggest scam in history" and said I won't get pregnant if I just wash myself out with vinegar after we finish. FML
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Tripartita 44

Bahaha, that's not how it works out all! He's supposed to pour it down his urethra an hour before sex. I've created a great kit for doing such a thing, and I'd be happy to sell one to him if he /really/ wants to avoid the whole condom/scam thing.

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Comments

831curmudgeon 7

How does this FML not say "ex-boyfriend"? Sorry, but his stupidity calls your intelligence into question too.

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juliettalphakilo 16

You should probably break up if he's that cheap and cares that little about you.

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cornwallus24 8

NASA won't be recruiting your boyfriend.

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cyberI7 13

Don't forget to buy the 'I am with Stupid' T-Shirt.

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MadJessTic 29

What a moron! And just.... No! **Shivers at the thought**

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cccxc 1

If he is that dumb, he is probably not worth dating.

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ItsThisGirl 17

In actuality though, this is society failing itself and younger generations. **** taught me how to sex.

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jvanevery 19

I hope your reminder your boyfriend but the main reason for condoms as protection against STDs

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ChadHelton 8

Well, at least you know he's a moron before it got too serious. #dodgedabullet

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