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Anonymous San Diego, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend called condoms the "biggest scam in history" and said I won't get pregnant if I just wash myself out with vinegar after we finish. FML

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Tripartita 45

Bahaha, that's not how it works out all! He's supposed to pour it down his urethra an hour before sex. I've created a great kit for doing such a thing, and I'd be happy to sell one to him if he /really/ wants to avoid the whole condom/scam thing.

Roskosity 22

What a dumbass.

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Comments (123)

NostalgiaFreak9 43

What a ******* moron. You should consider rethinking your relationship with him.

zigg75 8

He's gonna have a lot of kids

rinzlerkitty94 31

Please tell me you didn't have sex with him after that.

YouDoDeserveIt 4

I've heard of numerous people that used condoms and still got a girl pregnant. I've never heard of a girl washing herself with vinegar after and still getting pregnant though. Boyfriends story checks out!