By Anonymous - 16/04/2016 08:32 - United States - San Diego
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What a ******* moron. You should consider rethinking your relationship with him.
He's gonna have a lot of kids
Please tell me you didn't have sex with him after that.
I've heard of numerous people that used condoms and still got a girl pregnant. I've never heard of a girl washing herself with vinegar after and still getting pregnant though. Boyfriends story checks out!
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Bahaha, that's not how it works out all! He's supposed to pour it down his urethra an hour before sex. I've created a great kit for doing such a thing, and I'd be happy to sell one to him if he /really/ wants to avoid the whole condom/scam thing.
What a dumbass.