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By Anonymous - 16/04/2016 08:32 - United States - San Diego

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Today, my boyfriend called condoms the "biggest scam in history" and said I won't get pregnant if I just wash myself out with vinegar after we finish. FML
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Tripartita 44

Bahaha, that's not how it works out all! He's supposed to pour it down his urethra an hour before sex. I've created a great kit for doing such a thing, and I'd be happy to sell one to him if he /really/ wants to avoid the whole condom/scam thing.

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nobeardsanta 4

either bf is 12 years old or he's playing a prank

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vOIDmASS 13

for this guy, I'd say you're doing us all a favor if adoption is his only option.

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thistookahour 5

Girls, if he won't wrap it. He can't tap it. Nuff said

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avenger665 4

Retarded ppl like that really exist?

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LegitTorture 18

That's why you don't miss on school

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