Anonymous
San Diego, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend called condoms the "biggest scam in history" and said I won't get pregnant if I just wash myself out with vinegar after we finish. FML
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Tripartita 45
Bahaha, that's not how it works out all! He's supposed to pour it down his urethra an hour before sex. I've created a great kit for doing such a thing, and I'd be happy to sell one to him if he /really/ wants to avoid the whole condom/scam thing.
Roskosity 22
What a dumbass.
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HamletSmoke 5
You probably shouldn't be dating him...
nobeardsanta 4
either bf is 12 years old or he's playing a prank
vOIDmASS 13
for this guy, I'd say you're doing us all a favor if adoption is his only option.
Lyricallyn 4
Is your boyfriend 6 years?
thistookahour 5
Girls, if he won't wrap it. He can't tap it. Nuff said
MikeWeiz 1
Time for a new boyfriend.
avenger665 4
Retarded ppl like that really exist?
LegitTorture 18
That's why you don't miss on school
sexy_butter 3
is your boyfriend special needs?
nopenopenopeneva 14
honey, run. run so far. don't look back.