By whatheffers - 07/07/2010 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML
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ScaryyMary 14

When OP wouldn't let "Alejandro" "Poke-her-Face", he decided it wasn't worth the "Bad Romance" and dumped her over the "Telephone" saying he didn't want to play these "Love Games" anymore. "Alejandro" proceeded to dump OP for a girl who was more "Beautiful, Dirty, Rich" who said "I Like it Rough". Now, OP will cry, heartbroken in her room as "Alejandro" and his new girl "Just Dance" the night away at a club.

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tyler9467 0

You guys were caught in a bad romance. And maybe he said mediocre face instead of poker face.

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Tishawna_fml 0

stop calling stop calling I don't wanna talk anymore! lol telephone

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Samuraixman 3

well I guess you couldnt read through his poker face

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Anne94_fml 0

i know what you need to hear from me is some comforting words of wisdom...but... i gotta say, you should give your boyfriend bonus points for creativity.

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JokeMeister 0

YDI for being with a guy so "into" Lady GaGa , he could organize a sentiment from her lyrics. You might want to see if his 'man' card is valid.

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rawrimaunicorn 0

I know that we are young and I know that you may love me but I just can't be with you like this anymore...Alejandro.

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OmgO_o 0

first of all WHY is he listening to lady gaga being "a real man" O_o

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xXBrokenByLoveXx 3

damn i'd shoot myself if I found out I dated anyone who listned to "lady" gaga

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Flyers215 0

www.sftlolz.com agreed. her music sucks ass and she's ugly www.sftlolz.com

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