By Andrew - 14/07/2015 17:59 - United States - Blackwood

Today, I heard my ten-year-old brother say, "Are hamburgers a reptile?" FML
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Same thing different taste

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Of course not! They're mammals, you silly child.

Ah yes, the wild hamburger: known for devouring mice whole and sunbathing.

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Force a lizard down his throat and ask him if they taste the same.

MrThump 16

Only **** stars like things forced down their throat.

Not everyone who is a **** star likes that and not all **** stars like it.

PePziNL 20

44: Its a joke, not a lizard, don't take it so hard.

Was he serious with the question? At 10, he should know what reptiles are. Maybe he should pay more attention in school

Is it weird that I cringed more at the improper grammar of using "hamburgers" and "a reptile" than I did at the fact he actually thought it at all?

Of course not! They're mammals, you silly child.

The real question is whether or not mayonnaise is an instrument.

khoov19 20

and the award for best educational system in the U.S. goes to New Jersey

Jersey actually has a good educational system depending upon where you go. Stay away from the cities and the shore

Ah yes, the wild hamburger: known for devouring mice whole and sunbathing.

I don't know why the image of a sunbathing hamburger made me laugh so hard. But it did. Thank you for that.

Hamburgers sunbathe to toast their buns.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force FTW!! They get turned to dinosaurs.

Hopefully he was referring to cows and didn't know what a reptile is.

MrThump 16

I hope you set him correct and told him that "hamburgers are pure awesome"

He may not go far , but he's defiantly going places ;P

Emi1y 21

If hamburgers are reptiles then hotdogs are amphibians.