Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, my roommates adopted two kittens without consulting me. We're not allowed to have pets in our apartment and I'm severely allergic to cats. Oh well, it's not like I needed to be able to breathe this summer. FML
Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML
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Top comments
Airman1988 9
This is one of those times where more pussy isn't always the better option.
Khariau 8
I rather cats to humans too... *forever alone *
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Comments (160)
skyeyez9 25
I am allergic to cats too. I wish I could have one but can't, but at least I am not allergic to dogs (I have 2). Maybe see about allergy shots. Over time, you can become immune to cats and eventually get one later. Your ex bf is a dick.
Bekll 31
If it's only allergy to cats stopping you then you could live with cats. The allergy can be managed in numerous ways.
skyeyez9 25
I have visited friends houses who own cats. My eyes get itchy and puffy, and My sinuses very irritated. This is while on allergy medicine (prescription allegra maximum dosage of 100mg plus, medicated eyedrops and nasonex spray) So I think in my situation, allergy shots are the only way I can eventually be around them.
Bekll 31
I take weekly allergy shots to manage my cat allergy.
mrshutcherson123 3
He'll just become a lonely cat man:)
theAZN2look4 5
Na na na na na na na na cat man?
rexreta 5
At least you won't end up being a cat lady now.
skyeyez9 25
Why would someone think its a good idea to just bring three cats home without discussing the subject with their significant other (if they live together)? If you live in seperate houses, you have no right to demand he get rid of them. But living together, you have a good reason to Leave.
TheJester12 15
Why get one pussy when you can have three ;)
Urpoppy 21
That's ok honey, he's probably gay anyway.
jamejame97 12
great guy but you wonder why he preferred cats to a girlfriend??
graphicstyle7 17
Er... next time, pick a guy who cares about you more than some pet. I love animals, but I wouldn't choose one over a person I cared for.
skyeyez9 25
So if you have a beloved dog and your bf demands you get rid of it, you would? Fyl for being a doormat. And **** anybody a jerk enough to demand another"get rid" aka killed at a shelter because they don't like a pet.
Needafarm 22
I think he was looking for a reason to ditch you and if you didn't like the THREE kittens he brought home then you would have been out of the door and if you liked them he would have had to come up with something else to get rid of you, but your allergies proved the perfect solution. Your ex sounds like a winner. (NOT) Good luck in the future.
XxQueenofPuppets 10
Kittens are adorable so I see his point. Plus they don't whine when you bring something home