Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, my roommates adopted two kittens without consulting me. We're not allowed to have pets in our apartment and I'm severely allergic to cats. Oh well, it's not like I needed to be able to breathe this summer. FML
Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML
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Top comments
Airman1988 9
This is one of those times where more pussy isn't always the better option.
Khariau 8
I rather cats to humans too... *forever alone *
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Comments (160)
blink_kid 32
Kittens win, every time.
Pandacupcakelove 26
Well, guess he never deserved you, then! ;)
PhishloverA 14
Yeah he wants the furry pussy. FYL
dsl1123 8
What a jerk, you will find someone else who appreciates you for who you are.
PhishloverA 14
Wow I'm sure there is medicine you can take to stop you from having allergic reactions to things such as cats. Even though you just found out you're allergic to cats, if you didn't think of the medicine and just let him dump you, which is what I'm assuming then YDI. If for some reason there is no medicine for cat allergies or you couldn't get any then FYL
Bekll 31
Allergic reactions can't be stopped, especially for one constantly in the presence of an allergy like cat dander, but it can be controlled with antihistamine, nasal sprays, allergy shots and sense such as keeping cats out of the allergic person's bedroom, etc.
Locoluis 15
It's better to say good-bye than to have to put up with something one of the two can't accept.
basketballof2012 0
Aww!! I am sorry:( he is a jerk
1soda1pOp1 6
I guess he's on the right track to becoming alone for the rest of his life with a thousand cats.
anele110 4
That sucks for you. He seems like the kind of guy that cares more about pussy than a relationship. You can do better op :)
damnu 3
This dude is awesome ! Kittens are the way EVER to pick women. His life is crazy now, he is probably already f***ing like a rockstar ! High five dude ! Way to go !