Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, my roommates adopted two kittens without consulting me. We're not allowed to have pets in our apartment and I'm severely allergic to cats. Oh well, it's not like I needed to be able to breathe this summer. FML
Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML
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Airman1988 9
This is one of those times where more pussy isn't always the better option.
Khariau 8
I rather cats to humans too... *forever alone *
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Comments (160)
oj101 33
I guess you could say he'll end up with 27 cats alone when he's old.
GoldenGrizzly 7
I say you are better off without him. If someone chooses new pets over an "old" girlfriend then he was looking for an excuse to boot you anyways.
YourMoms_BF 2
Well it's one pussy against three.
kaileylovesyew 4
Yea except he cant hav sex with the ouher three ******* inless hes an extremely sick bastard
coolcocoxxx 12
Crazy cat man, anyone?
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
You can do SO much better, OP. You don't need a guy like that anyway. Let him become an old...well; cat-man.
missunderstanded 5
well good thing is, he still likes the pussy
fat_bastard_607 0
downvote this all you want, but I call BS. if you're old enough to be on the 'net, on FML, and have a boyfriend that we can infer you were either living with or at least see often enough for pet allergies to be a problem, you're old enough to already have known you had those allergies. something is amiss here.
YeaSo3 14
Op he did you a favor.. you were able to see he was a jerk loser and asshole...and can now find somebody better!
jayfreeman80 0
Wow Op you lose a lot of boyfriends. Smart choice on his part.
jaredofmo 22
Some guys love cats. I got me a cat who considers herself queen of the world. Let's face it, feeding a cat is cheaper than feeding another person, and they're pretty sanitary as long as you keep the litter box changed. But, like girls (or boys?), once they get spoiled, then they can really be a pain in the butt... She now demands to be fed at 6AM. ... Wow, and OP's ex has three of those furballs...
skyeyez9 25
A cat uses a litter box. They step in the litter to piss/shit, then bury it. But then 10 minutes later, you see that cat walking all over your kitchen countertop with those dirty paws that were just burying their turd a moment earlier. Cats are not that clean (unless they dont walk on your tables and where you eat).
outoftown 27
Cats lick their own asses and then you. And we still love them... why? Oh, yeah, they're cats.