Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, my roommates adopted two kittens without consulting me. We're not allowed to have pets in our apartment and I'm severely allergic to cats. Oh well, it's not like I needed to be able to breathe this summer. FML
Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML
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Airman1988 9
This is one of those times where more pussy isn't always the better option.
Khariau 8
I rather cats to humans too... *forever alone *
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Comments (160)
krewer21 1
Good you discovered this allergy, apparently your bf finds more enjoyment with animals than people. OP, you will find a man into a human woman, not just ******* and kittens.
alycion 39
Cat allergies can be dealt with. I'm allergic and I have two. Allergy meds and wipes help a lot. However, stupidity like your ex had can't be dealt with. Well, it can, but not in many legal ways.
thisgirlysfml 2
Cats>girls
drunkandfml 11
In OP's ex-boyfriend logic
Meme1988 18
What an ass!! Soon he will know how stupid he is and will come back to you, then you just say No, you are better off whithout him..
DocBastard 40
This is a tossup for me, since cats and girlfriends can be so similar: they both look cute, they are nice and soft, you like to stroke them, but out of nowhere if you piss them off they can both claw the shit out of you.
KiiwiiRox 6
Don't worry, he will be forever alone now. Just wait till karma goes around and those cats leave him. Then you'll see who will want who. You're better off, but better knowing hes a douche now than never right?
Cowboy1986 4
FAG!!!
Dixbfloppin 11
Because that comment was necessary.
cosmosis 12
Says the bloke in the cowboy hat...
Airman1988 9
42 he was goin for the Brokeback mountain look
SqueakyChipmunk 22
FML Mods: Everyday we moderatin'.
KaskStunter 4
The comments for this fml get better when you replace every instance of "now" with "meow".
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
And let the flood of "meow" comments start...right...now. I mean, meow.
sambudd14 2
Have you considered turning into one of them sexy Japanese cat girls like you see on hentai?...
iMandyx3 5
I ******* LOVE cats! :D