Today, my boyfriend bought me a silver necklace. I have a silver allergy, but I thanked him anyway and encouraged him to return it. I found out later that he knew about my allergy all along and bought it on purpose so he could return it, get a refund, and still look good. FML
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Today, for our 8 month anniversary, my boyfriend bought me a hideous necklace with ugly charms hanging off it. I wore it anyway and got a rash from it on the side of my neck. After seeing the rash my boyfriend accused me of having a hickey from another guy and broke up with me. FML
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was taking me out to eat to his favorite restaurant. He said I could order whatever I wanted and he'd pay for it. He took me to Red Lobster, knowing full well that I'm allergic to seafood. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd drive me to the jeweler's to pick out a ring. We drove there, I picked the ring, and the sales person rang it up. I glanced at my boyfriend, only for him to reply, "Well don't look at me!" FML
Today, I went to Tiffany's to exchange a bracelet my boyfriend had given me for our year anniversary. It was the first gift that he actually spent money on me for. The sales lady then told me that the bracelet was not a real Tiffany's item. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML
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B5B0N35 18
He's smart and an asshole at the same time
ilovedinosawers 17
Well. Damn.
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Comments (78)
damondou23 8
Dump him
Ceejay1 13
Have him take you to the store & pick out something you like ,something more expensive than that silver chain .
fuzz97 23
first time I've ever heard of an allergy to silver. not that I don't trust you, OP.
marcranger 29
Allergies are like a distinctly unsexy Rule 34: if it exists, someone is allergic to it.
emmingle 24
Necklace of silver, heart of gold. dump his ass, OP.
The_Mr_Troll 14
Well... creativity points?
evilraider 5
I hate his cheapness but love his ingenuity
dakatabg 31
Cheap ass boyfriend, good luck in life with him
artistic09 7
I have a silver allergy as well. If my boyfriend pulled that he would have his ass handed to him. Hope this is the first and last time he does it
pattayarick 8
Say bye-bye to that asshole
wvcheesehead1 9
Sounds like something Hagar the Horrible would do... those vikings are clever that way.