Today, my boyfriend bought me a silver necklace. I have a silver allergy, but I thanked him anyway and encouraged him to return it. I found out later that he knew about my allergy all along and bought it on purpose so he could return it, get a refund, and still look good. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for our 8 month anniversary, my boyfriend bought me a hideous necklace with ugly charms hanging off it. I wore it anyway and got a rash from it on the side of my neck. After seeing the rash my boyfriend accused me of having a hickey from another guy and broke up with me. FML
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was taking me out to eat to his favorite restaurant. He said I could order whatever I wanted and he'd pay for it. He took me to Red Lobster, knowing full well that I'm allergic to seafood. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd drive me to the jeweler's to pick out a ring. We drove there, I picked the ring, and the sales person rang it up. I glanced at my boyfriend, only for him to reply, "Well don't look at me!" FML
Today, I went to Tiffany's to exchange a bracelet my boyfriend had given me for our year anniversary. It was the first gift that he actually spent money on me for. The sales lady then told me that the bracelet was not a real Tiffany's item. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML
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B5B0N35 18
He's smart and an asshole at the same time
ilovedinosawers 17
Well. Damn.
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Comments (78)
Original_Outcast 23
I would break up with him.
chanellgymnast 17
What a straight up asshole. You can make him look even better by dumping him.
jonha21 11
Brake Up You'll Look Better then
Enslaved 38
I'm only gonna "brake brake" your "brake brake" your car??? :P
GrinchFu1 27
I say it's about time to see if maybe you can get a refund for this bozo. This guy is either hilarious or an inconsiderate prick. I hope for you that he's the former and not the latter.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
He's a douche and a chicken shit. Dump him.
vladimirnabokov 15
My brother bought some condoms as a gift for my birthday a few years ago knowing I'm allergic to latex. He used them anyway after he laughed at me :( That's cheap and mean of your boyfriend. Sorry OP.
kat33_fml 7
Your brother bought you condoms? 0.o that is beyond awkward whether or not you are allergic.
purebliss_fml 19
Wait... Your brother bought you condoms for your birthday and HE used them? Wtf.
vladimirnabokov 15
He bought them to basically make fun of me because I'm allergic to latex and all the jokes I hear about it are, "How do you have sex?!" So it was kind of a play on that I guess.
sassy2085 16
At least you know he is listening some guys would say what allergy.
Arkana_fml 14
At least he tried xD but he is still a douche xD
purebliss_fml 19
It doesn't seem like he cares about you much, it seems like he cares a lot more about himself.
anasha_fml 2
tell him a diamond would be better.