Today, my boyfriend bought me a silver necklace. I have a silver allergy, but I thanked him anyway and encouraged him to return it. I found out later that he knew about my allergy all along and bought it on purpose so he could return it, get a refund, and still look good. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, for our 8 month anniversary, my boyfriend bought me a hideous necklace with ugly charms hanging off it. I wore it anyway and got a rash from it on the side of my neck. After seeing the rash my boyfriend accused me of having a hickey from another guy and broke up with me. FML
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was taking me out to eat to his favorite restaurant. He said I could order whatever I wanted and he'd pay for it. He took me to Red Lobster, knowing full well that I'm allergic to seafood. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd drive me to the jeweler's to pick out a ring. We drove there, I picked the ring, and the sales person rang it up. I glanced at my boyfriend, only for him to reply, "Well don't look at me!" FML
Today, I went to Tiffany's to exchange a bracelet my boyfriend had given me for our year anniversary. It was the first gift that he actually spent money on me for. The sales lady then told me that the bracelet was not a real Tiffany's item. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML
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B5B0N35 18
He's smart and an asshole at the same time
ilovedinosawers 17
Well. Damn.
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Comments (78)
NeonCookies89 13
Fire in the hole. time for a new boyfriend
Reality_bites 14
Do the same thing to him on his birthday. Get him something that he is allergic to, see how he likes it.
lovelyrevenge21 14
I would be royally pissed if my bf did that to me. it says he cares more his image, how he is perceived as being, than being genuinly good guy. I wouldn't necessarily dump him right off the bat but I would let him know the jig is up. good luck op.
CeeCee_fml 16
That's actually pretty clever. Mean, yes. But clever.
toaster012 17
Did you say fml for being drug tested and getting caught or because they used your brilliant idea?
toaster012 17
Stupid glitch ignore my other one
xRezSynn 15
Genius. But an asshole.
byron17 26
Why the hell is everyone saying DUMP HIM!! Seriously, if he bought her a silver necklace, then he obviously likes her a lot! It still is a gamble if the shop does refunds or not!
Helldemon 32
I'm sure he asked if they did refunds before he bought it. It doesn't matter what he bought her if he was planning on getting the money right back so it might as well be as if he didn't buy her anything. If he really liked her he would have bought her something he didn't plan on getting returned.
GhostChickens 17
He knowingly bought her something that would cause her harm if she ever put it on. That sucks some serious donkey dick.
letsgooo_fml 23
Well he's not looking too good now, huh?
Hazelino 25
I think you should keep an eye on him, he's a bit too smart, who knows what his next move is going to be..