Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend asked me if I had any kinks, so I told him...

By maybe if i was paid like them i would - 14/08/2015 22:42 - United States - Houston

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I had any kinks, so I told him all about them. He was actually mad because I didn't have the same 'sexy kinks' the girls in porn have. FML

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more4me 27

Tuesday 18 August 2015 11:09

No offense, but your BF is an idiot. **** is *fantasy* . i'll bet his "performance" doesn't even last half as long as one of his **** clips...sooo

Liza_Thatch 18

Tuesday 18 August 2015 15:04

out of curiosity, what are your kinks? Not being pervy, just curious.

mb2113 9

Tuesday 1 September 2015 8:40

He's a ******* idiot... Too mean?

ftpallday666 16

Thursday 20 June 2019 4:45

Time to dump Mr Loser

J15237 25

Friday 29 May 2020 19:02

Good for you for sharing with your man though.

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