Level playing field

By Ughhh - 19/08/2025 13:00 - United States

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Today, my husband got upset that I'm not willing to explore weird kinks with him. I had a wild phase when I was younger, and he didn't, so he thinks it's unfair that I got to experiment and he didn't. Sorry you don't know what you like, but I'm not your sex toy. FML
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009bouris 5

who is he supposed to explore it with then? I’m not saying to do everything he wants but like nothing no compromise?

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sirrubberduckie 35

So you got to explore whatever you wanted, and he never got the chance, and now you have him locked down so he can never try any of the stuff he's interested in? That sounds like an awesome relationship. That's an FML all right, but for him.

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009bouris 5

who is he supposed to explore it with then? I’m not saying to do everything he wants but like nothing no compromise?

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poopface82 23

Maybe at least hear him out. Maybe it’s something you would like too.

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sirrubberduckie 35

So you got to explore whatever you wanted, and he never got the chance, and now you have him locked down so he can never try any of the stuff he's interested in? That sounds like an awesome relationship. That's an FML all right, but for him.

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galwen 17

It’s not her fault he missed his chance. He had a life before her just the same. Sorry mate, she is not your sex toy

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easybree 10

idk why you wouldn’t at least try with him. he is your husband after all…

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angus 16

You became boring, and he married you thinking otherwise.

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angus 16

That’s a recipe for infidelity and divorce right there

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jtookie 1

it is perfectly fine you don’t want to but your relationship is pretty much over it’s o ly a matter of time before he finds someone willing to engage with him. my wife and I have a rule with kinks which is as long as it isn’t illegal doesn’t go against or morals or sexual preference we will give it a try at least. if it ends up not being great for both of us then we scrap it but we try to accommodate each other in the bedroom.

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