Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Today, if it wasn't already embarrassing enough to tell my boyfriend I was on my period, I had to explain what a period is in the first place, how it works, and why it means nothing can happen during that time of the month. He's twenty. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
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Florence_ 0
If there was a 'Facepalm' button, now would be the time to use it.
MuchDance90s 0
mine are like that, too but with layers of fat on top
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Comments (321)
sammyjo06 14
The ****** doesn't have anything to do with urine...Why would anyone even think that? It's an opening to your uterus. That's how the sperm get in to impregnate a woman, and how the baby gets out once it's mature. Why would that have anything to do with peeing?
Acywhy 10
HEY NOW I'm almost twenty and I *just* learned this yesterday in biology. I am female.
Izabel12 7
I don't blame him for asking.
truqbic 13
This is why we need sex education
fantasyworld 39
We need better sex education.
chewyca99 14
They actually did not teach us that in our sex ed class. I had to find that out through a stupid qiestion too :(
Nobinx 15
YEAH MURICA!!! I am so glad that I don't have to live there. This whole abstinence believe is soo centuries ago. And only learning about the sexual organs of your own gender is also hillarious. It is all so prude... Not telling your children how nature works but just forbidding them to give in to the natural urges and curiosity. And telling people not to use condoms! That should be a crime. Normally you learn all that in biology class and have pictures to look at, cross sections. And the pictures are easy to find online, just go to wikipedia.
thegayestgay 3
surprisingly im finding half of all women don't know it either
SherbetGlitter 26
I would have thought people should know this too from sex ed/health but I'm still too shocked by the people who think that periods last all of thirty seconds where you just pee it all out and move on with life (I have seriously heard people say this) or that periods must be great (since you get to wear a tampon which must be 'arousing') to be amazed by this.