Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Today, if it wasn't already embarrassing enough to tell my boyfriend I was on my period, I had to explain what a period is in the first place, how it works, and why it means nothing can happen during that time of the month. He's twenty. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
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Florence_ 0
If there was a 'Facepalm' button, now would be the time to use it.
MuchDance90s 0
mine are like that, too but with layers of fat on top
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Comments (321)
make_me_smile 4
There are????
tutti77 3
There's a second hole?!
cbcooper 6
Yea that happened to me too. My boyfriends 34 and thinks he's a sex god.
swimchick7 1
Me too...we study anatomy for half of it. NEWSFLASH GUYS! GIRLS PEE OUT OF THE URETHRA! IN BOYS THE URETHRA CONNECTS AND COMES OUT OF THE PENIS!
Im_Coolio 4
There are two holes?
sinner92 4
I don't know but I change every time I go. Best way to keep a clean feeling if you ask me.
palan 0
He probably meant morally how could you so disgusting you pre on your tampon string and left that to sit in your underwear
ohhitsher 5
Lmao. That's just to funny.
PierreAlexandre_fml 8
Wait wait wait, don't judge me I'm 14, but there's the ass hole and the ******, are you saying there's 2 holes in the bagina or do you just piss by your ass hole???
LindaBlack 5
a woman has three holes: Her asshole, her urethra (where she pees, a very small hole) and her ******, that's where the penis goes during vaginal intercourse, where the babies come out and where the blood comes from when she's on her period.
sc3ptical 30
322, are you kidding me?! Theres the urethra for urine, the ****** and a the arsehole.