Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a TV show about wildlife....

By Anonymous - 23/08/2014 17:51 - United States - Long Beach

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a TV show about wildlife. The moment the narrator said the word "peacock", my boyfriend broke down into hysterical laughter. He laughed to the point of tears, and had to excuse himself. I'm dating a man-child. FML

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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML

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By catt - 17/10/2014 20:12 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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By a2 - 06/02/2014 06:57 - Australia - Bayswater

Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 07:17 - United States

Today, I came home to find my 25 year old boyfriend laughing hysterically at his laptop while he made Microsoft Sam say "feces", "penis", and "diarrhea". FML

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By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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Sunday 24 August 2014 0:14

We all have that inner child in us

kibster9 20

Sunday 24 August 2014 0:15

Let me see your peacock , ****, ****.

Comments

zombiecrayon173 9

Sunday 24 August 2014 2:06

It's time for someone new honey

ksks1234 33

Sunday 24 August 2014 5:43

If that is his biggest flaw (assuming he is serious when need be) than she has a good guy. If people dumped people over things like that, no one would ever be in a relationship.

thewife5 19

Sunday 24 August 2014 19:00

Yeah.. She needs someone new cus she's so uptight

shanannygians07 28

Sunday 24 August 2014 2:09

Did you not share in the laughter? Who can't help but laugh with someone?

nitrog100 21

Sunday 24 August 2014 2:13

Think about it. It's "pee" and "****" in the same word. Never feel superior to someone just because you fail to see the humor.

Croooow 11

Sunday 24 August 2014 2:16

Pffffhahahah! "Peacock!" xD

Slimma 20

Sunday 24 August 2014 2:21

What's the problem? He has a sense of humor and found it funny.

GentlemanBastard 15

Sunday 24 August 2014 2:23

I could understand a chuckle over "peacock", but laughing to the point of tears is kind of ridiculous. Was he smoking anything before you watched tv?

SMHsohard 22

Sunday 24 August 2014 2:48

Frankly, I can't watch the "tally wacker" scene in Porky's without having to use my inhaler-some shit is just funny like that.

Axel5238 29

Sunday 24 August 2014 2:50

It had a mole she can describe it to a police sketch artist and they can do a line up.

mister_icicle 17

Sunday 24 August 2014 11:30

That was my theory also. Littering and....littering and....littering and....

LalaDee561 8

Monday 25 August 2014 5:44

So he has to be on something to find something really funny? Not everyone has the same sense of humor, and something that you might find hilarious, her boyfriend might not find funny at all. Would that mean that you were on something? No. Just different senses of humor that's all.