Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a TV show about wildlife.... - FML

By Anonymous - 23/08/2014 17:51 - United States - Long Beach

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a TV show about wildlife. The moment the narrator said the word "peacock", my boyfriend broke down into hysterical laughter. He laughed to the point of tears, and had to excuse himself. I'm dating a man-child. FML

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By ideserveit - 28/05/2016 22:10 - Finland

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML

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Don't do this to me

By backtosquareone - 04/10/2011 05:22 - Asia/Pacific Region

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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By shorty4 - 13/07/2012 14:36 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML

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By catt - 17/10/2014 20:12 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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By a2 - 06/02/2014 06:57 - Australia - Bayswater

Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 07:17 - United States

Today, I came home to find my 25 year old boyfriend laughing hysterically at his laptop while he made Microsoft Sam say "feces", "penis", and "diarrhea". FML

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That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore

By JustAJokeMan - 03/03/2023 06:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I realized how visibly upset my boyfriend got whenever a certain female friend leaves. When my other friend and I teased him about secretly being in love with her, he completely lost it. He threw a temper tantrum, spilled milkshake all over the floor, and stormed out of the mall. It was just a joke. FML

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By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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colton_colton 49

Sunday 24 August 2014 0:14

We all have that inner child in us

kibster9 20

Sunday 24 August 2014 0:15

Let me see your peacock , ****, ****.

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mrtennis 8

Wednesday 27 August 2014 15:20

whats wrong with that? just complaining about every little thing? wow you're fun to hang out with!

shanebob 15

Wednesday 27 August 2014 19:34

At least he has a sense of humor, OP. He could just be one of those boring people that take everything too seriously.

AndronicusPark 10

Sunday 31 August 2014 19:03

That's hilarious.

millertime911 15

Wednesday 3 September 2014 5:02

we all are sister, better get used to it now! they never grow up!!

SweetVictory 4

Wednesday 10 September 2014 6:02

drew peacock

akabbitt 3

Sunday 21 September 2014 16:54

Oh I feel for ya....I married mine!

Thorkimon 3

Tuesday 23 September 2014 4:07

Haha my boyfriend is the same way.

djta17 8

Friday 17 July 2015 17:07

He's a keeper

Jonathan Martin 7

Monday 24 April 2017 0:56

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Today, my boyfriend and I went to a furniture store. We split up for a bit, and after a while I went to find him. A salesman noticed I seemed to be looking around for him and said, "Oh, your son is upstairs." We're the same age. FML

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Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML

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