Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I'm already a clumsy person but became extra clumsy because I was nervous. After knocking over my drink for the fourth time, my boyfriend's mom angrily shouted "Did you actually come drunk for the first time meeting us?" FML
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to taste some wine with some friends. I drank a little too much and referred to him as my brother to a random guy. Let’s just say I put a strain on my relationship. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend of 2 years on a family vacation to meet my family for the first time. We all got really drunk and he made out with my dad. This was day one and we don't fly back for another 16 days. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
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Top comments
MatteKudasai 17
How much did you drink?! I believe there's a slight difference between loosening up and getting completely drunk.
Whytetrash 21
So you destroyed his things and got your junk out in front of his father. All class. I'm sure you'll be invited back soon.
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Comments (166)
ultra_notorious 26
did his dad get to see a bearded clam or a furless beaver?
Ugi 27
Clearly I missed the bit that said "so he encouraged me to get utterly shit-faced." Not his fault if you have no sense of moderation. YDI
jackspezzle 7
Completely and absolutely your fault, learn to drink responsibly
LadyNightowl 17
Know your tolerance or don't drink. Know how to conduct yourself whether or not you have been drinking.
Annihilator257 15
Wow, you're ****** nuts
LyricaSilvan 30
This is one of the many reasons why self-control is a necessity for adult life. Maybe next time keep track of how much you're drinking and stop before you start acting stupid.
Kara_araK 24
How the hell do you get THAT wasted while visiting your boyfriend's parents? Your boyfriend obviously doesn't care that you completely embarrassed yourself and him since you didn't say 'now-ex', because if I had done that, my boyfriend would have left me.