Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I'm already a clumsy person but became extra clumsy because I was nervous. After knocking over my drink for the fourth time, my boyfriend's mom angrily shouted "Did you actually come drunk for the first time meeting us?" FML
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to taste some wine with some friends. I drank a little too much and referred to him as my brother to a random guy. Let’s just say I put a strain on my relationship. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend of 2 years on a family vacation to meet my family for the first time. We all got really drunk and he made out with my dad. This was day one and we don't fly back for another 16 days. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
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Top comments
MatteKudasai 17
How much did you drink?! I believe there's a slight difference between loosening up and getting completely drunk.
Whytetrash 21
So you destroyed his things and got your junk out in front of his father. All class. I'm sure you'll be invited back soon.
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Comments (166)
kernal2005 3
screwed the pooch on that one!
ahinners 11
classy.
stonedfishies 10
Lol. You're one of those crazy drunks.
User57777 13
Classy.
aardvarkish 17
You're a keeper!!
SnoochBoochie 14
This is just asinine. Your boyfriend must be upset. However, if your ass is a nine you might still have a chance.
thewife5 19
You deserve it. If you go from sober to drunk in 1 drink or don't realize you are getting drunk.. You probably shouldn't drink around certain people.. Ever!!
pacmanman 15
It one thing to loosen up... It's another to get completely hammered! Moderation it's all about moderation!
vbmg152 19
Anytime booze is involved or "I got so drunk, I" it's a YDI from me! Been there, done that! Haven't drank in 20 years!
AliceLockehart 18
I see so many FML's about people doing stupid shit while drunk, & I'm starting to think that some of these people are just assholes. I've gotten embarrassingly drunk on many an occasion in the past & not once have I ever done anything this ******* dumb. You deserve it, if you can't handle your alcohol, don't drink. You can't blame anyone else for your mistakes. /endrant/