Opportunity knocks

By Anonymous - 20/05/2023 22:00

Today, I learned that Guru Tugginmypudha was right, two elephants humping is the ultimate distraction, as in, when two elephants started humping during my kids' trip to the zoo, a mad crowd of idiots rushed to watch, and somewhere in the middle of it all I clearly felt a pickpocket steal my wallet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 708
You deserved it 141

Same thing different taste

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Elephants and pickpockets in league with one another. We can get that but we can’t get a stick of ******* chewing gum that last longer than five minutes.

Don't take advice from someone named "Tugging My Pud."

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Elephants and pickpockets in league with one another. We can get that but we can’t get a stick of ******* chewing gum that last longer than five minutes.

Don't take advice from someone named "Tugging My Pud."

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Maybe don’t have yout wallet in your pocket?