Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I'm already a clumsy person but became extra clumsy because I was nervous. After knocking over my drink for the fourth time, my boyfriend's mom angrily shouted "Did you actually come drunk for the first time meeting us?" FML
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to taste some wine with some friends. I drank a little too much and referred to him as my brother to a random guy. Let’s just say I put a strain on my relationship. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend of 2 years on a family vacation to meet my family for the first time. We all got really drunk and he made out with my dad. This was day one and we don't fly back for another 16 days. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
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Top comments
MatteKudasai 17
How much did you drink?! I believe there's a slight difference between loosening up and getting completely drunk.
Whytetrash 21
So you destroyed his things and got your junk out in front of his father. All class. I'm sure you'll be invited back soon.
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Comments (166)
greenflipflops 7
this story is so not true..
KiddNYC1O 22
Well, just always assume it is.
Da_burn 6
Easy on the booze Lindsay Lohan!
Fmylab 8
This FML was funnier in the version posted for moderation yesterday. The published one leaves out the part where OP says her boyfriend's family raved about how cool she was the next morning. OP: quit reposting your FMLs, get drunk again, and enjoy your super-cool new family.
loveashlley 6
It is a much better story.
loveashlley 6
It is a much better story.
Beep13 0
You flashed your boyfriend's dad your crotch?.... Sounds like the Jerry Speinger show.
perdix 31
Lighten up, yesterday was Mardi Gras. It's customary to get drunk and expose yourself to strange men. Pro-tip: Traditionally, you flash your **** to get shiny plastic beads. It's not established what kind of beads are earned from a crotch shot.
lulubelles 33
A pearl necklace?
SirCharles83 13
46- you're going to have to try a little harder than that to get your pearl necklace from the Fml community.
lulubelles 33
I would rather not get a pearl necklace from the FML community thanks #67, especially if you're talking about the euphemism that I used!
perdix 31
#67, girls don't have to try very hard at all to get pearl necklaces. Guys in the FML community and beyond are happy to give them one . . . or more ;)
Enslaved 38
I thought since it was a crotch shot, they'd be more likely-- anal beads. Gold, Purple and Green! Don't eat the Jambalaya on that date! >.< ..
buckdharma 38
Let me get this straight. You got smashed, a tad, trashed his pad and flashed his dad. had a few drafts, acted daft, and felt a draft? If you get another chance, forget the keg, wear pants and cross your legs.
zandalee 20
Pure brilliance! ;)
greenie213 23
Your giving us Kansans a bad name. BY THE POWER THAT WAS NEVER GIVEN UNTO ME, I BANISH YOU FROM THE STATE!
fergnasty 14
Wait Kansasans have a good name to start out with? Y'all got a flat state without shit to do and a wacko that protests military funerals. Take it as a resident of the state to the west of you, y'all ain't got shit. Should have been she's banished to live in that hell hole for all of eternity if you ask me.
KareBear7364 5
classy.
lovelyohhmee 8
So are you single now ?
CrazyManNo9 29
At least his dad likes you...