Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I'm already a clumsy person but became extra clumsy because I was nervous. After knocking over my drink for the fourth time, my boyfriend's mom angrily shouted "Did you actually come drunk for the first time meeting us?" FML
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to taste some wine with some friends. I drank a little too much and referred to him as my brother to a random guy. Let’s just say I put a strain on my relationship. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend of 2 years on a family vacation to meet my family for the first time. We all got really drunk and he made out with my dad. This was day one and we don't fly back for another 16 days. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
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Top comments
MatteKudasai 17
How much did you drink?! I believe there's a slight difference between loosening up and getting completely drunk.
Whytetrash 21
So you destroyed his things and got your junk out in front of his father. All class. I'm sure you'll be invited back soon.
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Comments (166)
darlinjai 18
Ok...your boyfriend probably meant one drink to take take the edge off...probably wasn't expecting you to get white girl wasted...you deserve this unless you've never touched alcohol in your life and didn't realize what was happening...if you've ever had a drop? Not a drop of sympathy for me.
cryssycakesx3 23
I wish I never hear "white girl wasted" ever again.
ulissey_fml 22
Street credit : Ok. Respectability credit: crotched.
StzaCrack666 18
This is why I dont drink. Id much rather smoke pot and be aware of my actions than be drunk and making an ass of myself.
The_F3rris 11
You are just stating true facts that others dont want to hear.
TheWorldGreatest 8
Great marriage material !
duff29 3
That sucks to be you haha
Thatguy334 7
Good job, either you can't handle your booze or you drank way too much, either way, you should have been more responsible
DanielleinDC 34
Your boyfriend is an idiot for suggesting you drink to loosen up, and you are an idiot for following his advice. What the hell were the two of you thinking? Better to be a sober and nervous wreck around his folks than to be a drunken maniac who trashes his room and flashes his dad. But since he presumably wasn't pouring drinks down your throat, YDI. Next time, pop a mint and do a bit of meditation before meeting someone new.
Isandri 29
yeah sure, OP you should have just smoked weed :)) but to be serious, how do you get from drinking a little bit in order to loosen up, to drinking a lot? @76, drinking e.g. 1 beer could have helped her, so i guess u're overreacting :)
iAlissa 34
Classy.
icepick23 12
Lucky dad!
whY402Jay 12
What exactly did you drink?