Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping into his arms. He panicked, stepped aside, and I crashed into the couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
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ohcoolstorybro 14
Did you Say it back at least?!?
perdix 31
So, how does this story end? Did he forgive you or did he dump you? This is a real . . . *lowers sunglasses* cliff-hanger.
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Comments (263)
Heat_Leech 7
He can now hold that over you for the rest of your life
satisfication 6
U bitch
Panda_Shy_Haven 17
Really? How romantic. This is the best, worst response to the words "i love you" that I've ever read on the internet so far.
nature_girl_08 14
Wow. I mean, I understand that people don't act rationally when they panic, but...wow.
Terselogic 10
I really want to read to the follow-up. I hope the boyfriend is 100% okay.
bbpgrs 7
guess who's soon gonna be single? and probably in court?
emilyg85 4
Ahahahaa
BlissfulLiss 18
I wonder if he'll press charges..
SweetHeart2756 3
Did you at least say I love you back in the hospital????
MESammyG 10
Lol. Some advice , next time , take a moment breathe , and decide if pushing people who love you off a cliff is really the best choice to make.