Anonymous
Dansville, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Food is food
Today, my boyfriend picked a scab off of my back and ate it without a moment of hesitation. When I questioned him on it, he nonchalantly replied that he’s been doing it his whole life. FML
Scabby
Manchester, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
tine
Sydney, Australia
Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML
Anonymous
Erie, United States
Today, after being a germaphobe for almost ten years and refusing to go out to restaurants because of it, I finally had the courage to face my fear, and went to dinner with my family. After three bites into my salad, I found a dead bug in it. FML
ColdHeat
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
tryingtoberomantic
Australia
Too much of a good thing
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
maddie
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
BARF
Grossed out
Today, my boyfriend is an incredibly adventurous eater. We were on a road trip and stopped at a place that had "Fried brain sandwiches" and he insisted on trying one. He loved it. Just watching him eat it made me so sick that I still feel nauseous hours later. FML
Shinobi_3
United States
Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML
SMS123
United States
Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML
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ICATiger 13
According to Bear Grylls bugs have lots of protein.
MrsPegg 45
That's just downright disgusting! I can just picture a little bug's leg sticking out from in between his teeth when he smiles. *shudders*
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kateateyou 6
Extra protein. NOMNOMNOMNONMONM
KittyJay 3
He was... Nervous? Nope... I'm sorry... That's just outright disgusting.
KaelaKhaotic 5
Dump him. He has no table manners. That's just sick. What's next? Eating with his bare hands?
Hakando 5
Do you know all around the world people eat with their hands.So do not make fun out of people that eat with their hands.
KaelaKhaotic 5
But it's ******* nasty if you have like spaghetti or some shit.
SoSickWithIt 14
I pick up steaks and eat them with my hands. How my family makes them, and the hunger that I have, I don't have time for a knife an fork. But it's a bitch after I eat with my hands to get the food out of my teeth.
benhd1 14
49 Spaghetti was made by the Neapolitans and they pick up the noodles and tilt their head back and eat it.
benhd1 14
So that's really the right way to eat it
swampbilly 5
Hey if it was on the dinner table it counts as food
kkjkidonthate 4
Do you know what kind it was?
knaevery 17
Slimy, yet satisfying
Enslaved 38
Hakuna Matata
emit97 8
I would yell at him.
Hakando 5
Was bugs for dinner
benhd1 14
Lolwut I ate crickets in Thailand and they were delicious, I was eyeing crickets for a month afterwards. I never did anything though...
MigraineurOfLife 15
I bet that made for interesting dinner chat.