Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family....

By Anonymous - 19/03/2012 00:49 - United States - Dansville

Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2023 15:00

Today, my boyfriend picked a scab off of my back and ate it without a moment of hesitation. When I questioned him on it, he nonchalantly replied that he’s been doing it his whole life. FML

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By Scabby - 11/04/2012 09:53 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML

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By tine - 16/11/2014 09:44 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2012 18:34 - United States - Erie

Today, after being a germaphobe for almost ten years and refusing to go out to restaurants because of it, I finally had the courage to face my fear, and went to dinner with my family. After three bites into my salad, I found a dead bug in it. FML

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By ColdHeat - 16/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML

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Too much of a good thing

By tryingtoberomantic - 28/09/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML

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By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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Grossed out

By BARF - 12/02/2023 18:00

Today, my boyfriend is an incredibly adventurous eater. We were on a road trip and stopped at a place that had "Fried brain sandwiches" and he insisted on trying one. He loved it. Just watching him eat it made me so sick that I still feel nauseous hours later. FML

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By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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By SMS123 - 25/06/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML

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ICATiger 13

Monday 19 March 2012 8:53

According to Bear Grylls bugs have lots of protein.

MrsPegg 45

Monday 19 March 2012 8:53

That's just downright disgusting! I can just picture a little bug's leg sticking out from in between his teeth when he smiles. *shudders*

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hateevryone 14

Monday 19 March 2012 17:32

Ewwwww and you're dating him?

Terrysmith 0

Monday 19 March 2012 17:38

showing his manhood huh?

steelx3 4

Monday 19 March 2012 18:57

Dafaq?

VampasarousRex 6

Monday 19 March 2012 19:30

What are you doing dating that freak in the first place?

beckyxD 13

Monday 19 March 2012 20:07

Sounds like a keeper...

notfarremoved 4

Tuesday 20 March 2012 2:08

He would be economic to keep. Now OP never never needs to cook for him again; she can just just dig up worms from the garden!

zebralover23 14

Monday 19 March 2012 20:41

I hope the food tasted better than the fly

7SeasOfRhye 1

Monday 19 March 2012 21:08

mm mm flies sure are tasty

aimeesea75 16

Monday 19 March 2012 21:08

Did he drink his own piss afterwards?

ChubbyNicki 6

Monday 19 March 2012 21:18

Whatever floats his boat, I suppose.,.

drakhasa 0

Monday 19 March 2012 22:15

jealous of your boyfriends protein I see

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Same thing different taste

Food is food

Too much of a good thing

Grossed out

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