Anonymous
Dansville, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Food is food
Today, my boyfriend picked a scab off of my back and ate it without a moment of hesitation. When I questioned him on it, he nonchalantly replied that he’s been doing it his whole life. FML
Scabby
Manchester, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
tine
Sydney, Australia
Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML
Anonymous
Erie, United States
Today, after being a germaphobe for almost ten years and refusing to go out to restaurants because of it, I finally had the courage to face my fear, and went to dinner with my family. After three bites into my salad, I found a dead bug in it. FML
ColdHeat
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
tryingtoberomantic
Australia
Too much of a good thing
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
maddie
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
BARF
Grossed out
Today, my boyfriend is an incredibly adventurous eater. We were on a road trip and stopped at a place that had "Fried brain sandwiches" and he insisted on trying one. He loved it. Just watching him eat it made me so sick that I still feel nauseous hours later. FML
Shinobi_3
United States
Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML
SMS123
United States
Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML
Top comments
ICATiger 13
According to Bear Grylls bugs have lots of protein.
MrsPegg 45
That's just downright disgusting! I can just picture a little bug's leg sticking out from in between his teeth when he smiles. *shudders*
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Comments (115)
hateevryone 15
Ewwwww and you're dating him?
Terrysmith 0
showing his manhood huh?
steelx3 4
Dafaq?
VampasarousRex 6
What are you doing dating that freak in the first place?
beckyxD 13
Sounds like a keeper...
notfarremoved 4
He would be economic to keep. Now OP never never needs to cook for him again; she can just just dig up worms from the garden!
zebralover23 14
I hope the food tasted better than the fly
7SeasOfRhye 1
mm mm flies sure are tasty
aimeesea75 16
Did he drink his own piss afterwards?
ChubbyNicki 6
Whatever floats his boat, I suppose.,.
drakhasa 0
jealous of your boyfriends protein I see