Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Food is food
Today, my boyfriend picked a scab off of my back and ate it without a moment of hesitation. When I questioned him on it, he nonchalantly replied that he’s been doing it his whole life. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML
Today, after being a germaphobe for almost ten years and refusing to go out to restaurants because of it, I finally had the courage to face my fear, and went to dinner with my family. After three bites into my salad, I found a dead bug in it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
Too much of a good thing
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Grossed out
Today, my boyfriend is an incredibly adventurous eater. We were on a road trip and stopped at a place that had "Fried brain sandwiches" and he insisted on trying one. He loved it. Just watching him eat it made me so sick that I still feel nauseous hours later. FML
Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML
Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML
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ICATiger 13
According to Bear Grylls bugs have lots of protein.
MrsPegg 45
That's just downright disgusting! I can just picture a little bug's leg sticking out from in between his teeth when he smiles. *shudders*
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Comments (115)
CaliGali 9
This reminds me the movie "Dracula: dead and loving it" the guy there who eats spiders and stuff that crawl on the table lol
TraceCase_ 19
There's also an episode of "Everybody Loves Raymond" where Robert's new girlfriend eats a fly at the table and Ray is the only one who sees it. Of course everyone assumes he's jealous and made it up.
ilovefall10 21
Instantly reminded of Man Vs. Wild.
kitty292 9
That's disgusting.
Jewnut 0
Raise your standards?
irishman1989 0
That's good protein. Lol
breeY0 7
this reminds me of the time my dad killed a fly with his fork at the table and continued to eat like nothing had happen, even as we all sat mouths dropped staring at him. that moment is forever stuck in my head haha so i feel for ya OP
eyecon502 13
Puts a new image on Thanksgiving with the family!
xx000o 27
Sounds like something Andrew Zimmerman would do.
star03 3
WOW. that's just too weird&disgustin. Something must be wrong with him.
LadyGore 12
What's next on the "foods to try list" 1. Bugs (check) 2. Dirt 3. Glue 4. Paper
RadPenny 6
5. Lady gore
eyecon502 13
Crunchy or squishy?