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madzlovesgee United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML

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I'm sure he was very flattered.

zoo_fml 0

wow. just wow.

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LOOL ******* are pretty... penis not so much xD

HunterOrHunted 0

haha that's a major fail

that's what my wife said too

BoredAs_Hell 0

Lol....you sound too young to be doing *anything*

It's crawl the warrior king!!

lol

I actually laughed