madzlovesgee
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I'm sure he was very flattered.
zoo_fml 0
wow. just wow.
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retrosaxaphone 0
Heheheh! Oh wow. Here i red this other FML where this girl named her bfs dick Squirtle :P
yay4felix 0
There are worse things you could have said. And, honestly, there are worst things in life than having a pretty penis.
tallycat123 0
i think its cute that she said that its pretty. when i saw my first penis and when he told me to play with it, well lets just say i asked what game
dvs01 0
Your life sucks because of that? What is wrong with people these days?
RebecaD 0
Awww, that's cute! when i saw my bf's penis, I told him it was nice and he said " just nice?" and then he didn't wanted to do anything more that night...
GanjAxZermA 0
hahaha I lol'd hahaha wow that was like so funny..,
babygirl316 0
hahahahahahahahaha hilarious i'd say that too
ryguy997 0
THAT IS JUST DISGUSTING.
couny343 1
haha watcha mean in real life?
fml_toofunny 0
ROFL