madzlovesgee
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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I'm sure he was very flattered.
zoo_fml 0
wow. just wow.
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ehtnax 0
#14 ROFLROFLROFLROFL OMG HAHAHAHA IM SOO GUNNA SAY THAT THE FIRST TIME I SEE ONE HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
missybopoo 1
I wonder what he did in response... i think I'll say that too! What a unique idea. :D
Phantom13 3
Oh this is just HILARIOUS!
Barbarossa_fml 0
Classic ^_^
EvyMarie 0
Wow really, Ive never called one pretty lol
caitlin_7 0
dude rly y comment his penis wtf???? specialy the 1st time seeing one??? next time just go bout ur buisness u were doing and stop wit the talking he wants it that way!!!!!!!!
MRxMAGICx 0
LMFAO!! that's on the list of "Worst Things to say to a Guy During Sex"
klutzilla1275 0
this is actually the funniest fml i've read. i'd remember that moment till i was old and grey lmao. smooooooth
blondiee09 0
hahahahahhaha hahahahahahhahahahah
xMinna 0
LMAO! HAHA!