madzlovesgee
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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I'm sure he was very flattered.
zoo_fml 0
wow. just wow.
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twilightfox 3
Don't worry I said the same thing when I saw my boyfriends penis for the first time. :)
chanicol 2
1st one I saw was my wedding night, and the hole freaked me out. I refused to go any further til I consulted with my mom. she was in bed, so I made him wait:) lol. it didn't kill him tho. u did better than me.
keys1 0
HAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA best compliment ever!!
jadenation 3
I must be goddam buitifal
SteveOsWifey 5
pretty? as in pretty BIG or tiny which ever xD
Brina1 0
Your an idiot, sorry
magicman34 1
Better then u saying its "cute"
SkoomaKi 28
It's a start. You'll get better hopefully.
SataN201 0
nothing like having a pretty wiener
foreverdice 5
I couldn't stop laughing after reading this. Sorry, OP...but sooner or later something like that happens to everyone