madzlovesgee
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I'm sure he was very flattered.
zoo_fml 0
wow. just wow.
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mrtristan14 0
theres only so many adjectives you can use :P my gf has called mine pretty xD
abberant_iris 0
ROFLMAO!!!!!! XD
jman102 0
aww look at the pretty penis.. just tel him its big he will like that
gowzer90 0
hahahahaha i wanna know his reaction legendary FAIL
Renni 0
this is in no way at all a fml. mine has been called pretty a few times, its always a compliment. Luckily mine hasnt been called cute, if you had said cute then its FYL. And his.
taygirl1 0
lol when i saw my bf's i told him that his was cute and i blushed and looked away
sullenkael 0
Way to go girl! Next you should make him get a "prince albert" and make him get a pink stud.
iluvpanda 0
dude my girl friend said the same thing she first saw my penis to no joke thats the first thing she said
Viktoriaaa 0
AHAHA OMG, That is deff what I'm gonna say to my B.F.! He'll probably laugh SO hard xD, or say "I know" and do the creepy eyebrow raising thing. ;)
seventwelveo 0
Omg I did the EXACT SAME THING!!!! except that it wasn't my first time seeing a penis. It was just the first thing that popped to mind to say! he laughed though, but he seemed a bit like his manhood was challenged or something lol