madzlovesgee
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I'm sure he was very flattered.
zoo_fml 0
wow. just wow.
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PrincessPinkyPie 6
Lol priceless sorry but thats to funny
miianah1 22
I winced at this FML.
aceslutty 3
How old are you?
trueblue1010 12
Umm... Awkward? Maybe?
regenerate 19
"took his penis out"
focenspeil 7
Couldve been worse. But that is a mood killer.
tamtam27 15
Just say "nice!"
shardynfahey 19
What the hell
ForeverJasmine 26
Awkward..
sora4239 5
Tbh I would feel pretty good about myself if I heard that