madzlovesgee
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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I'm sure he was very flattered.
zoo_fml 0
wow. just wow.
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BlackNails 16
You could have just said big after that.. "Pretty... Big"
juicedude10 12
His man-scaping paid off, I guess.
MrSarary 26
After seeing the illustrated FML I was hesitant to read the written.
SouthMedic 11
Girlfriend said the same thing!
awkward611 26
well that was nice of you...I guess...
Royalistic 8
i just got mindfuck
TheImaginarySong 16
I don't know how to respond to that.
JesseAttack 21
LOL! Must've been pretty awkward after that.
PippaButtertubs 15
Awkward... (>.<)
horseychickidee 19
you must be young.if.you.call it.a penis