madzlovesgee
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I'm sure he was very flattered.
zoo_fml 0
wow. just wow.
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awesomesauce924 3
Hahahahahahaha!xD sounds like something a blonde would say. i should know:P i am blonde
sparklemuffin 8
Omg... The op of this is my ex gf
TechFire 25
You broke up with her for saying that?
JohnnyGraves 12
Don't say anything, just stuff it in your mouth.
AllegroRubato 16
Bwahahaha! That's adorable OP! :D I'm sure he didn't mind! :)
redbluegreen 41
I really like the illustration.
katties 27
No biggie. I said "that's big...!" (and still think so) and began hysterically laughing (because of nervousness) 'cause I thought it was too big and I would either rip or not manage to ever get it in. Everything went fine :) I think most people's first time was awkward.
Sanguinairius 33
Be careful not to flatter it too much, it'll go straight to his head lol
kidrauhlsimpson 8
This is hilarious
CaptFuzzyNippl_2 16
*facepalm* well that was fun
GayMatt 22
Awesome!