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madzlovesgee United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML

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I'm sure he was very flattered.

zoo_fml 0

wow. just wow.

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Clay_Allison 0

Funny, embarrassing to you, but why would he mind? If my girlfriend said that, I'd just laugh and kiss her. It's no big deal.

JayC_fml 0

You're thinking wrong. You're supposed to say, "It's so sexy!!"

princessfail 0

I don't think that's necessarily a bad thing. I guess it would all depend on your facial expression.

Pretty? Really? Haha. I think the first time I ever saw a dude's penis IRL I giggled at it.

Tsuyoko_fml 0

O______O'' AHAHAHAHA D:

NaoKitsune 0

you shoulda said big xD NSS

lmfao "pretty" are you blonde and in 7th grade?

LMFAO. Man you're efffed.

wow thats so fun my gf said the same thing!!!!!!1

Belldandy911 0

"Pretty." Lol.