madzlovesgee
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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I'm sure he was very flattered.
zoo_fml 0
wow. just wow.
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Cesilia 0
This made me laugh for sooooooooo long.
mickeyy368 0
hahahah. your penis is very...pretty :)
greeneggsnsam 0
i'm still laughing and it has been...around 10 minutes. it's...pretty. funny how i use that adjective instead of saying cute or hot. xD
cutiecutie18 0
haha im 13 i have seen dick you dumb ass. your supposed to be like damn its huge sonnn. damnnnigg you get?
urbwzrd 0
That's perfect! :))) And, #318, just shame on you...
kitti_ 0
#290: Don't call people 'emo fags' just by their name, when your avatar is of an emo kid. boy or girl, I don't know... but still, emo kid none the less. Also, "Get a life, and get some metal" ? Seriously? You have shamed metal, and you shall be smite down for doing so. Stop pretending to be a metal head. #318: ... What... the? "Damn it's huge sonnn"? What, did you have a child at a ridiculously young age and decide to comment on your son's genitalia? Ew. But seriously, I know that was stupid-gangsta-slang. You're not old enough to even know what to do with a penis.
noct_fml 0
lol nice but um you might want to get a little experience first like maybe some schooling and stuff so you know what you are doing with sex
youruethedayyy 0
lol this has happened to me before!!! but i saw a penis then i told my man that it was pretty n he laughed so damn hard... its like an inside joke between me n him
eurghmylife 0
Lmaoo, akward
suicidekings 0
#290 (lepidoctor) - Gerard and the rest of MCR are the emo fags, not the OP (: buuuutttt ydi for liking MCR anyway. that's like liking Twilight. which is a fail.