Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML
Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I had fallen asleep in the back of a friend's car on the way home from a night out. When I woke up, they were in the middle of a full-on make out session. I had to pretend to be asleep for 20 minutes until they decided to "wake me up". FML
Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was on a date with someone I've had a crush on for a long time. It was after midnight, we were chatting in the car and I was close to having my first kiss ever. That is, until a bunch of policemen popped up to arrest my date for being a suspected drug dealer. FML
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Okie7123 0
YDI. Should know better than to fool around in a car...bound to get caught some time...unless that risk turns you on...then by all means...
allmidnighteyes 11
Someone's been naughty.... Did he handcuff and punish you two with his naughty stick? ;D
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ryansims 0
epic sounds like when me and my girl were hitting it off she somehow dialed911 while we were having sex and the police traced the phone and came up on us
tiifffaaaannnnny 0
I WAS THAT COP!!!
STAZ211 0
Haha a similar thing happened to me, excpet it wasnt a cop. a volunteer fireman and his girlfriend pulled up behind us, hit us with the highbeams, and then turned on the flashing lights on his dash that he had been issued. his exact words: "sorry, i couldnt resist". best prank anyone has ever played on me lmao.
canucksrule88 0
damn lucky ive never been caught
asnider 0
At least he let you finish before he flashed the lights on you.
MiniatureMayhem 0
He just wanted some entertainment while on the job.
hbgoddard 0
So is sex in cars illegal or something?
Exlibris 0
Technically, it's public indecency. Kind of the same deal as taking a piss on a lamp post.
alyzandra 0
I can't help but think of Seinfeld whenever I hear the phrase, "hot and heavy."
jcarter38 0
Lol thats hilarious me too! im love seinfeld!
movies12 0
Wouldn't it be like really hard to have sex in a car? and yes I never have done it in a car. hmmmm.......I should try it. OP the cop was probably jerking off watching you and your boyfriend getting "hot and heavy" don't stress it.