Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML
Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I had fallen asleep in the back of a friend's car on the way home from a night out. When I woke up, they were in the middle of a full-on make out session. I had to pretend to be asleep for 20 minutes until they decided to "wake me up". FML
Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was on a date with someone I've had a crush on for a long time. It was after midnight, we were chatting in the car and I was close to having my first kiss ever. That is, until a bunch of policemen popped up to arrest my date for being a suspected drug dealer. FML
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Top comments
Okie7123 0
YDI. Should know better than to fool around in a car...bound to get caught some time...unless that risk turns you on...then by all means...
allmidnighteyes 11
Someone's been naughty.... Did he handcuff and punish you two with his naughty stick? ;D
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Thesherburnes 0
it's been done, exciting not FML...
genius_man16 1
Why didn't you just go to one of your houses? Doing it in a car is so restricting.
musiclife_fml 0
is it just me, or are the comments on this one better than usual?
Intellectualist 0
Well obviously. I commented on it.
Intellectualist 0
we're awesome. *high five*
chchgi7752 0
That has totally happened to me...I feel your pain.
DrunkenValor 0
I accidentally fell over a couple having sex in a park once. That was funny. Also, FYL for being caught.
Rixe_fml 0
Why the f*** do you have sex in a car?!
Intellectualist 0
Sucks to be me. I can't drive...I have a car though, but unless I wanted to stay on my cul-de-sac... where I have lived for 15 years, I won't be trying it any time soon.
Rixe_fml 0
How can it be comfortable to have sex in ANY car? I just don't get it?
hazelwolfeyes 0
:D is the thrill... youd actually be surprised...some cars backseats are very comfortable... you just keep moving around til you get a postion you both enjoy... though...i still cant imagine sex in a mini... i have a chevy aveo...n that ***** small...LOL we still have fun though...good times good times..haha. :)
tbagg74 0
Good choice I like you. Was it worth it?
bosshaug 0
Why do all the fmls with boyfriends and gitlfriends are involved everything is "hot and heavy" please people be original
miss_lovely22 0
honestly, that's not as rare to happen as you think. it's happened to me and several of my friends guys AND girls. it's not really that big of a deal unless ur under tha age of consent lol. luckily i'm 18 [:
canucksrule88 0
so i guess its easier in canada where its 16. doesnt really matter if youre under anyways right? if two people are under im sure its fine
hazelwolfeyes 0
o.o...i love the thrill of car sex...but actually last night sucked... as my master drove to get us somewhere... i made him swerve...a cop was behind us n stopped us.. he got arrested :( ...then when his friend n i went to pick him up the cop smiled n said, "go have fun n finish what you started..." >.< stupid cops... :( hope this doesnt stop you from car sex...just becareful where you park next time... :)