Today, my boyfriend and I went to one of the United States Mints since he enjoys coins. He looked at the money and seriously said, "I have such a hard on". He did. FML
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ThatGuyWhoTalks
| 10
He gets turned on by money, now you know what to use to get him to have sex with you. Oh wait that's prostitution
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niftyismybitch
| 21
maybe its just a roll of coins...
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ThatGuyWhoTalks
| 10
He gets turned on by money, now you know what to use to get him to have sex with you. Oh wait that's prostitution
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| 28
He has developed paraphilia...
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Kamon97
| 23
No wonder they call it cold hard cash...
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zandalee
| 19
No actually I think in this case it's a lovely hard, warm wad! ;-)))
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clever_name_here
| 7
Or dress up in a coin costume
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Jandrarlon
| 2
A penny saved is a penny earned?
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RoboCunnilingus
| 23
Good advice, thank you. I'll be sure to use that next time it's completely irrelevant to the topic at hand.
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
Well if we're saying completely irrelevant phrases, I have to quote Bob Marley with this one..
"Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect and I don't live to be. But, before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean."
"Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect and I don't live to be. But, before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean."
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Gingerette
| 8
I think if we twist the context of thus fml by one or two degrees, that Bob Marley quote could be very relevant.
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_Princess_Peach_
| 9
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but more than two and its hard to poo
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tanekdrachonae
| 19
He gets hard for the money, yeah so hard for it honey.
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Rainhawk94
| 27
lol I imagine Dr Seuss writing this
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tanekdrachonae
| 19
57- I think of Donna Summer singing it.
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Welshite
| 39
You can't blame him, really. Being that close to soo much money...*ahem*...I need a moment.
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ladypunk
| 8
I think OP is dating Mr. Krabs.
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NoMore_CoolNames
| 14
The no homo wasn't needed
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Rainhawk94
| 27
anything that comes after no homo is most likely very homo
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niftyismybitch
| 21
maybe its just a roll of coins...
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B_CeouL
| 12
This comment made my day :)
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awkwardloveannie
| 28
he really enjoys money
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DJisHere11
| 19
#6 Idk, how'd you come to that conclusion?
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Pleonasm
| 34
"Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
"It's a roll of quarters. But now that you mention it, these quarters are getting me hard."
"It's a roll of quarters. But now that you mention it, these quarters are getting me hard."
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londoner86
| 13
one of the best FML comments ever seen. Way to take an over-used joke and turn it into pure gold
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ArmlessSkydiver
| 7
Soon he will be dropping dimes
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kayydb7
| 14
As long as you turn him on too, that's all I would worry about OP. :)
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_parth
| 20
Money turns everyone on...