By EconM - 03/10/2013 15:38 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I went to one of the United States Mints since he enjoys coins. He looked at the money and seriously said, "I have such a hard on". He did. FML
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He gets turned on by money, now you know what to use to get him to have sex with you. Oh wait that's prostitution

maybe its just a roll of coins...

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He gets turned on by money, now you know what to use to get him to have sex with you. Oh wait that's prostitution

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He has developed paraphilia...

No wonder they call it cold hard cash...

No actually I think in this case it's a lovely hard, warm wad! ;-)))

Or dress up in a coin costume

A penny saved is a penny earned?

Good advice, thank you. I'll be sure to use that next time it's completely irrelevant to the topic at hand.

Well if we're saying completely irrelevant phrases, I have to quote Bob Marley with this one.. "Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect and I don't live to be. But, before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean."

I think if we twist the context of thus fml by one or two degrees, that Bob Marley quote could be very relevant.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but more than two and its hard to poo

He gets hard for the money, yeah so hard for it honey.

lol I imagine Dr Seuss writing this

57- I think of Donna Summer singing it.

You can't blame him, really. Being that close to soo much money...*ahem*...I need a moment.

I think OP is dating Mr. Krabs.

The no homo wasn't needed

anything that comes after no homo is most likely very homo

maybe its just a roll of coins...

This comment made my day :)

he really enjoys money

#6 Idk, how'd you come to that conclusion?

"Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" "It's a roll of quarters. But now that you mention it, these quarters are getting me hard."

one of the best FML comments ever seen. Way to take an over-used joke and turn it into pure gold

Soon he will be dropping dimes

As long as you turn him on too, that's all I would worry about OP. :)

Money turns everyone on...