By EconM - 03/10/2013 15:38 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I went to one of the United States Mints since he enjoys coins. He looked at the money and seriously said, "I have such a hard on". He did. FML
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ThatGuyWhoTalks 10

He gets turned on by money, now you know what to use to get him to have sex with you. Oh wait that's prostitution

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niftyismybitch 21
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maybe its just a roll of coins...

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ThatGuyWhoTalks 10

He gets turned on by money, now you know what to use to get him to have sex with you. Oh wait that's prostitution

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He has developed paraphilia...

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Kamon97 23
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No wonder they call it cold hard cash...

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zandalee 19
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No actually I think in this case it's a lovely hard, warm wad! ;-)))

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clever_name_here 7
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Or dress up in a coin costume

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Jandrarlon 2
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A penny saved is a penny earned?

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RoboCunnilingus 23
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Good advice, thank you. I'll be sure to use that next time it's completely irrelevant to the topic at hand.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Well if we're saying completely irrelevant phrases, I have to quote Bob Marley with this one.. "Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect and I don't live to be. But, before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean."

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Gingerette 8

I think if we twist the context of thus fml by one or two degrees, that Bob Marley quote could be very relevant.

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_Princess_Peach_ 9
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but more than two and its hard to poo

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tanekdrachonae 19
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He gets hard for the money, yeah so hard for it honey.

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Rainhawk94 27

lol I imagine Dr Seuss writing this

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tanekdrachonae 19
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57- I think of Donna Summer singing it.

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Welshite 39
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You can't blame him, really. Being that close to soo much money...*ahem*...I need a moment.

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ladypunk 8

I think OP is dating Mr. Krabs.

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NoMore_CoolNames 14
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The no homo wasn't needed

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Rainhawk94 27

anything that comes after no homo is most likely very homo

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niftyismybitch 21
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maybe its just a roll of coins...

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B_CeouL 12

This comment made my day :)

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awkwardloveannie 28
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he really enjoys money

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DJisHere11 19
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#6 Idk, how'd you come to that conclusion?

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Pleonasm 35
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"Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" "It's a roll of quarters. But now that you mention it, these quarters are getting me hard."

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londoner86 13
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one of the best FML comments ever seen. Way to take an over-used joke and turn it into pure gold

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ArmlessSkydiver 7

Soon he will be dropping dimes

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kayydb7 14
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As long as you turn him on too, that's all I would worry about OP. :)

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_parth 20
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Money turns everyone on...

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