He gets turned on by money, now you know what to use to get him to have sex with you. Oh wait that's prostitution

He has developed paraphilia...

No wonder they call it cold hard cash...

No actually I think in this case it's a lovely hard, warm wad! ;-)))

Or dress up in a coin costume

A penny saved is a penny earned?

Good advice, thank you. I'll be sure to use that next time it's completely irrelevant to the topic at hand.

Well if we're saying completely irrelevant phrases, I have to quote Bob Marley with this one..

"Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect and I don't live to be. But, before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean."

I think if we twist the context of thus fml by one or two degrees, that Bob Marley quote could be very relevant.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but more than two and its hard to poo

He gets hard for the money, yeah so hard for it honey.

lol I imagine Dr Seuss writing this

57- I think of Donna Summer singing it.

You can't blame him, really. Being that close to soo much money...*ahem*...I need a moment.

I think OP is dating Mr. Krabs.

The no homo wasn't needed

anything that comes after no homo is most likely very homo

maybe its just a roll of coins...

This comment made my day :)

he really enjoys money

#6 Idk, how'd you come to that conclusion?

"Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
"It's a roll of quarters. But now that you mention it, these quarters are getting me hard."

one of the best FML comments ever seen. Way to take an over-used joke and turn it into pure gold

Soon he will be dropping dimes

As long as you turn him on too, that's all I would worry about OP. :)

Money turns everyone on...