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He has developed paraphilia...

  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

Well if we're saying completely irrelevant phrases, I have to quote Bob Marley with this one..

"Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect and I don't live to be. But, before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean."

By  Pleonasm  |  34

"Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
"It's a roll of quarters. But now that you mention it, these quarters are getting me hard."